Doctor:
Are you sexually active?
Me:
Ha
Me:
Hahahaha
Me:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Me:
HAHA THAT'S A GOOD ONE.
Me:
OH MY GOD WHAT IS AIR
Me:
JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL OH MY GOD
Me:
Hahaha
Me:
Haaa....
Me:
Whooooooo, that was a good one.
Me:
No, no I am not.
girl 1:
omg im pregnant
girl 2:
omg im addicted to drugs
girl 3:
omg im always drunk
me:
omg i accidentally reblogged this twice
Me:
Mom...Dad. I've decided to live on my own from now on.
Parents:
Ok, cool.
Me:
Your luggage is outside